My cellular telephone, my cell, my phone. AKA- MY CHILD.
It is my soul. Without it, I am nothing. Every night, I tuck it in, with the charger, and whisper goodnight. It has everything I need. Friends, food, family, all in one place. Why even bother with the real world, its nothing but disappointing. Why waste your time trying now adays? When science geeks come up with a brain chip to attach me to my phone, I will be the first to sign up. If I was to die, my phone would tell you everything about me you needed to know.
My favorite emojis, my friends, which cupcake recipe is best. I check my phone at least once every hour, except if school is actually interesting. If I can't check my phone, I feel overwhelmed. I have to binge watch and read everything that I've missed. Without wifi, I am nothing. How can I talk to my friends? They will think I have dissapeared off the face of the earth.
And why the heck do parents think they KNOW when we should use our phones? Who do you think you are?!?! Adults are old timers. They are just waiting for my generation, (the normal successful ones) to take over. Please peasant, if you want me to pay taxes so you can have some crap surgery, then stop bossing me around! I think I know what is best for me and my child. "You kids are too much online" Thats how you interact in today's world! How else would I talk to my friends?
So please, go away if you are going to judge me. My iPhone 5C "Carter" is life. He is so smart. He knows the answer to everything. And when life sucks, he never judges me, or breaks.
OH, AND IF YOU OWN A SAMSUNG PHONE> GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!! SHUT UP WITH YOU *WERE BETTER THAN APPLE* YOU WILL DIE ALONE. ITS BEACUSE everyone. hates. you. and. Samsung.
And to those kids who are like me? Congratulations. You aren't the only one who is being constantly mocked or discriminated against because of how you choose to spend your personal time. Now, If you'll excuse me, my phone just buzzed.
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