the phone thing

uhhh i dont have a phone so i cant relate to anything others say,,,,i mean i do but i never use it and its just completely dead.

although, i have an ipad which i use for most of the things in my life

if i ever lost it the only thing id be super upset about is my music and my photos. as well as my documents, stories, memories and whatever my ipad keeps.

my ipad contains the internet, where i make all of my discoveries and creations. its quite depressing to say that its another new world, which i actually prefer most of the time. I talk to my friends, my wife, draw, read, discover and what not.

but my ipad is also where i get anxious and fall apart (temporarily.) No matter how accessible the internet is, i still have trouble socializing with others and it often brings me anxiety. I discovered most of the things i know now online, and sometimes i wish i never even knew about them because they hurt so much.

People come and go, and you dont even understand how they are able to change you completely.

but no matter how hard it is to look at them i would still like to keep all these things beacause they remind me of who i am. my ipad reminds of who i am today and who i will be one day. it sounds disgusting, but its safe to say that it has changed myself to the point where i dont even know what i would be into right now. i have full control of it, but it controls me instead.

IF NOT FOR THE IPAD, I WOULD HAVE NOT HAD A WIFE RIGHT NOW AND I WOULD FALL INTO A MIDLIFE CRISIS.

BLESS STEVE JOBS AND JSUS FOR MAKING MY LIFE A THING AHAH

My baby

My phone is my baby. Whenever it falls my heart stops. I can't stand to think that anything could happen to it. If there would ever be a train that is about to hit me, I would throw my phone away from the train just so it could survive. That's how much my phone means to me.

I check  my phone every day in the morning, middle of the day and evening. If I don't check my phone everyday, I get stressed. MY phone calms me down and it allows me to step out of reality life. If my phone was human I would follow it around all the time.

If someone ever takes my phone away I swear I  will have a panic attack. People don't understand how much phones mean to our generation. We are in the 21st century and things have changed. There is no more playing outside with a ball or skipping on a rope- none of that.

I hope that one day they will invent a phone that could have a human brain and feelings so that I can have someone always with me. We all need phones! How else would we see Kim Kardashian breaking the internet or Madonna kissing Drake? How would I text my friends? How would I check my Instagram and Facebook feed!? I- NEED-MY-PHONE!

Dear readers, please realize the importance of high tech cellular devices. If you come across me and try to take my phone there will be big consequences and you will wish you would have never taken my phone.
This is a warning and I hope you understand that no one should mess with my baby!

Adios from Nela and iPhone

My cellular telephone AKA- My child and soul.

My cellular telephone, my cell, my phone. AKA- MY CHILD.
 It is my soul. Without it, I am nothing. Every night, I tuck it in, with the charger, and whisper goodnight. It has everything I need. Friends, food, family, all in one place. Why even bother with the real world, its nothing but disappointing. Why waste your time trying now adays? When science geeks come up with a brain chip to attach me to my phone, I will be the first to sign up. If I was to die, my phone would tell you everything about me you needed to know.

My favorite emojis, my friends, which cupcake recipe is best. I check my phone at least once every hour, except if school is actually interesting. If I can't check my phone, I feel overwhelmed. I have to binge watch and read everything that I've missed. Without wifi, I am nothing. How can I talk to my friends? They will think I have dissapeared off the face of the earth.

And why the heck do parents think they KNOW when we should use our phones? Who do you think you are?!?! Adults are old timers. They are just waiting for my generation, (the normal successful ones) to take over. Please peasant, if you want me to pay taxes so you can have some crap surgery, then stop bossing me around! I think I know what is best for me and my child. "You kids are too much online" Thats how you interact in today's world! How else would I talk to my friends?

So please, go away if you are going to judge me. My iPhone 5C "Carter" is life. He is so smart. He knows the answer to everything. And when life sucks, he never judges me, or breaks.

OH, AND IF YOU OWN A SAMSUNG PHONE> GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!! SHUT UP WITH YOU *WERE BETTER THAN APPLE* YOU WILL DIE ALONE. ITS BEACUSE everyone. hates. you. and. Samsung.

And to those kids who are like me? Congratulations. You aren't the only one who is being constantly mocked or discriminated against because of how you choose to spend your personal time. Now, If you'll excuse me, my phone just buzzed.